UKRAINIAN ALMOST MURDERED BY INTENSE KISSING
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A 28-year-old Ukrainian young man was found in very poor condition, in his office, after he was attacked by millions of kisses coming out of the computer screen, from his Portuguese girlfriend. In fact, she just wanted to wish him Happy Anniversary, after one year of dating, but it went too far. Now he is resting in the hospital and, hopefully, he will make it.
Several studies show that it is dangerous to show feelings too much, because they can grow to the point where they go beyond the screen and really make us love sick. The authorities warn citizens to remain more reserved and keep their racing hearts calm.
As for this guy, he seems to be responding well to the treatment, and after a while he will be able to engage (again and again) in real kisses - among some other things - with this crazy girl.
She loves you very much, champ!
From our news room, we wish you good recovery, a awesome 13th of March and, of course, a HAPPY ANNIVERSARY.
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