Scandal envolving Ivan's mother and father bursts on TV!
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18 years ago, a scandal committed by Ivan's parents occurred, secretly, on their room when they were having plans of having a baby. It was always a doubt, who were in fact Ivan's parents? Today, the press came close to it, and after tough investigations, they came out to a truth and leaked to everybody in the world, who are, actually, Ivan's parents. A quick review why Ivan's parents were under investigation: for those who don't know, Barack Obama said publicly that one can't be mentally ill, autist and retarded at once. Ivan's mood lead him to proof the world that you can be all 3 in one. Barack, naturally offended, began numerous campaigns on "Why was Ivan born" leading to the conclusion that Ivan's parents were the only true guilty citizens on Earth for bringing such a human being to human life. Ivan's parents are now under CIA and have been taken care of since this morning.
Este é um site satírico. Não o tome seriamente. É uma piada.